Morning Bra Talk

Its your favorite typist again, I'm procrastinating reading Dickens' 'Great Expectations' and 'Watership Down', which is by some lonely bunny fetishist. I've got to read these for high school, and because this isn't punishment enough, I'm going to write a report on them, too.  Now, I know I usually speed through these things almost eagerly, but this time, for some reason, I cannot start reading them and stay concentrated. Like today. Has anybody read these books? Does anyone want to volunteer to read them and take notes for me? My impression of GE is that its going to be pretty good, but a little slow. I tried to read WD a few years ago, and it was the single most boring book I've ever had the misfortune to come across. Either way, the above question is still open for takers. (by the way, the title is just because of an early morning conversation about the wearing of a bra to breakfast, and I was at a loss of what to call this particular post) So yeah, after this random interval, we now return to our regularly scheduled programming.